“We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.” My name is Alex, I like a lot of stuff, I make lame puns, I like cats, laugh hysterically at nonsense ♫ Enjoy ♫
Isn’t this the cutest thing ever?
relationship tip #2: look deeply into his eyes and whisper ‘i’m with you till the end of the line’ and th- fuck. fucking mother fucking shit. this was supposed to be a joke i was trying to make a joke but now i’m crying fucking shit i fucked up i fuckedu p i fUCKED.
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
tastes like moose
Taste’s like you
I WAS LAUGHING THEN I WAS CRYING
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle